Kodiakmarmoset

I would have twittered (tweeted? twated?) that, but I’m not a douche.

Headed for the elevator of the W hotel in Manhattan the couple ahead of me, Bubba and Barbie, ask the doorman whether it is OK to drink the water in New York.
The doorman helpfully answers “yes, though some New Yorkers boil their water with a little vinegar”.
The elevator closes.
Barbie is momentarly silent except for the [...]