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	<description>A place to keep my stuff (Under Construction)</description>
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		<title>Cars I Almost Want</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:44:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10 Cars I kinda want, yet they vex me.

Dodge Nitro &#8211; Looks like a Tonka Truck, drives like ass
Chevrolet HHR SS &#8211; Available in a panel van (!), but FWD turbo?
Mazda RX-8 &#8211; Too many doors, too few turbos.
Chevrolet Camaro &#8211; Retro looks, but too fat and a few ugly bits
Dodge Challenger &#8211; See above
BMW [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behold&#8230; the Shack Stack</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 22:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Shack Stack, fries &#38; a Fair Shake from the Shake Shack in Madison Square Park.
What is that thing in the middle of the stack, you ask? That is a cheese-stuffed deep fried portobello mushroom&#8230; sitting on the cheeseburger&#8217;s head like a giant greasy crown.
My life is complete.
Thanks to Carlybug for taking us.
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		<title>F#ck Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Aug 2009 19:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would have twittered (tweeted? twated?) that, but I&#8217;m not a douche.
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		<title>Dumbest Person in Manhattan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 15:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Headed for the elevator of the W hotel in Manhattan the couple ahead of me, Bubba and Barbie, ask the doorman whether it is OK to drink the water in New York.
The doorman helpfully answers &#8220;yes, though some New Yorkers boil their water with a little vinegar&#8221;.
The elevator closes.
Barbie is momentarly silent except for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things I Have Learned</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 02:00:52 +0000</pubDate>
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They don&#8217;t know
They are lying
There is no conspiracy
The world is not ending
No one really knows what they are doing
63% of statistics are made up
Have a backup plan
Don&#8217;t play fair, no one else is
Don&#8217;t show your cards, even if you won
Pay off your credit card before you invest
Good, fast, cheap. You can only choose two
Don&#8217;t buy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Wash a Car</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 03:03:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m still experimenting, but this is what I have so far:

Wash &#8211; Get the dirt and old wax off the car.

Rinse with pressure to remove as much loose dirt as possible
Wash one section at a time with a solution of Dawn dish detergent and room temperature water. Wash top to bottom, wheels, tires and grungy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dream Garage</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:33:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[10 Cars, stock, no other rules.

2009 Audi S5 &#8211; Drivin&#8217;
2009 Porsche Cayman S &#8211; Drivin&#8217; fast
2009 Audi RS6 Avant &#8211; Drivin&#8217; fast with friends
2009 Toyota Tundra 5.7 &#8211; Haulin&#8217;
2009 Jeep Wrangler Rubicon &#8211; Winter beater/end of the world
2008 Confederate Hellcat Combat &#8211; I just want to look at it
1974 Lancia Stratos &#8211; Atomic doorstop
1969 Dino [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Venture Bros. Season 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2009 03:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ten thousand copies of &#8220;Look at me.. I&#8217;m so brooding and complex&#8221; Twilight.
Entire shelves of &#8220;Let&#8217;s merchandise the crap out of this mother&#8221; Watchmen: The Black Freighter.
Yet I can&#8217;t find a single copy of Venture Bros. Season 3 in Montreal. Year after year it sells out for weeks, but Best Buy still cannot bring themselves [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fun with Sympatico</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 03:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friday April 28th, 2006 – I receive my Sympatico package, set up for Dry Loop (High Speed internet with a fake phone number for those that do not have a phone line with Bell). It is addressed to Mr. Parker, so I have to fight with the post office to convince them this is obviously [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Welcome</title>
		<link>http://kodiakmarmoset.com/?p=1</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2009 18:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Welcome to Kodiakmarmoset.com.
My name is Andrew Park.
I don&#8217;t really have a purpose for this site yet&#8230; it&#8217;s mostly a place to keep my stuff and occasionally complain about something.
Make yourself at home, but don&#8217;t steal the silverware&#8230; it&#8217;s copyrighted by me or various publishers.
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