Kodiakmarmoset

A Shack Stack, fries & a Fair Shake from the Shake Shack in Madison Square Park.
What is that thing in the middle of the stack, you ask? That is a cheese-stuffed deep fried portobello mushroom… sitting on the cheeseburger’s head like a giant greasy crown.
My life is complete.
Thanks to Carlybug for taking us.

I would have twittered (tweeted? twated?) that, but I’m not a douche.

Headed for the elevator of the W hotel in Manhattan the couple ahead of me, Bubba and Barbie, ask the doorman whether it is OK to drink the water in New York.
The doorman helpfully answers “yes, though some New Yorkers boil their water with a little vinegar”.
The elevator closes.
Barbie is momentarly silent except for the [...]

They don’t know
They are lying
There is no conspiracy
The world is not ending
No one really knows what they are doing
63% of statistics are made up
Have a backup plan
Don’t play fair, no one else is
Don’t show your cards, even if you won
Pay off your credit card before you invest
Good, fast, cheap. You can only choose two
Don’t buy [...]

I’m still experimenting, but this is what I have so far:

Wash – Get the dirt and old wax off the car.

Rinse with pressure to remove as much loose dirt as possible
Wash one section at a time with a solution of Dawn dish detergent and room temperature water. Wash top to bottom, wheels, tires and grungy [...]